Skankdom Rules!

So, let me get this straight you are married to this goddess

extremely talented, successful and not exactly a sight for sore eyes

and while she's off doing her job making movies for which she gets paid a fortune

you just can't help but to tap into some of this

because what man wouldn't want to have an 11 month affair with this lovely creature?

Yep, she definitely looks like she was worth that one day a week private time that you shared
Oh...you were lonely because your wife was off filming 'The Blind Side'?

You say your wife wasn't giving you the attention you deserved?

Well, you know it's not as though you were strapped for money and couldn't afford to, you know, to go and visit her. God knows you it's not like you couldn't afford a private friggin jet to fly back east to visit your wife every single weekend that she away working.

And on the topic of skankdom

Is this the video that we want all 10 year olds to watch?

It's not that I object to the song, it's the imagery

especially the Tarentino-esque scene where Lady Gaga and her homegirl Beyonce

murder an entire diner full of people...and a dog

Watch the whole thing and tell me what you think

John Edwards and Fun With Sex Tapes

Can we talk about John Edwards for minute or two....and hubris.

Unquestionably one of the smartest lawyers in the country and on the fast track to Vice Presidency.

How...no really...how could this man have had so much hubris as to impregnate his mistress and worse leave a sex tape out there for all to eventually see. Wasn't it enough for him to nail the young blond, did he have to record his exploits on video for posterity?

Yeah John, there are two Americas; the one where men have enough respect for their wives who are actively campaigning for them while suffering from cancer to keep their private live private and the other one where men who claim to be "family' oriented, frolic with their baby mamas and then worse, tape their exploits.

It's a good thing that you have a 28,000 square foot house so that your wife can get all of it and the assets to support it.

John, you couldn't have just had a discreet affair? At your age couldn't you have managed the withdrawal method? John, god knows that you are photogenic but was it that awesome...was it worth it?