If I Had A Hammer

Over the last few weeks I have had multiple computers (home and office) giving me multiple problems which makes all thing bloggish and businessish take much longer than usual. Life is short so in all things computerish, I feel the need for speed.
Why have I let this go on so long...well probably because I believe in magical realism and that one day soon I will just wake up and my computer issues will spontaneously be solved....all without my being driven to the level of frustration where a hammer is necessary.  In fact I finally broke down and scheduled some quality time with my tech guy.  He will be here tomorrow bringing memory and other techish magic with him hopefully upping my hard drive's efficiency, so I can once again have tech joy and happiness back in my life.

When Reboots Go Bad

This is how I've felt for much of yesterday after spending about 6 hours trying to renew SSL certificates....thanks so much Go Daddy for making it all a seamless integration, not.
Now my home computer has issues and unlike my business, I don't have a personal 'tech guy' on call. I can either spend an hour or so solving my problems, or go to the gym. At this point I'm opting for my ipod and the treadmill.
What do you do when you have a computer glitch?
Do you have your own personal 'tech guy' to solve your computer problems for you?